sometimes “if i fits, i sits” isn’t the best motto.
so is there a scientific animal behaviorist or whatever reason for cats just trying to squeeze into everything?
a clever ruse. don’t fall for it. they’re just trying to avoid responsibility. i rarely see cat owners ask their cats to do the dishes after they attempt these sorts of sheningans, so clearly cats are onto something.
I just threw up in my mouth
THE PRONUNCIATION OF ‘XD’ EVERYTIME MADE ME EXPLODE OH MY GOD WHY
I JUST FELT MY INTERNAL ORGANS COLLAPSE AND I AM ABOUT TO VOMIT BLOOD
FUCKING TOOLS OF TRADE YO
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this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen
this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by